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WILD RANT APPEARS!
I saw someone post this on Facebook, and pretty much had to walk away from my laptop for a minute or two to prevent myself from making a big scene on the internet. So instead I decided to come HERE and make a big scene on the internet. These supposed NICE GUYS need to realize that their self-awarded title is a fucking HUGE, ironic joke, as they’re anything but “nice” if they expect a reward like sex or a relationship just for acting like a good friend or decent person.
The goddamn author doesn’t even recognize the fact that the “Females” addressed have a little thing called “free will”. I mean, the “stories” the author claims to have heard are from women who don’t trust men due to the experience of being hurt in the past are included. However, this is all promptly tossed out once the feelings of the NICE GUY are brought into play. Forget the fact that “Females” have been cheated on, or treated bad, or hit them! No, no, that is invalidated by the plight of the NICE GUY, whom has been RUTHLESSLY subjected to the status of “best friend”. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, FEMALES. HOW DARE YOU “GIVE HIM SOME BULLSHIT THAT YOU’RE NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP”, BUT THEN, IN TWO HOURS, YOU FIND YOURSELF IN MID-COITUS WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL?! ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS INDIVIDUAL DIDN’T CARE ABOUT YOU BEFORE.
I mean, CLEARLY, this NICE GUY deserves you SO MUCH MORE. What? No, you don’t get a say in the matter. HE’S LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND. JUST SCREW HIM ALREADY. Except, I dunno, maybe you don’t feel that way about this person? Maybe you actually, GASP, meant it when you said you didn’t want a relationship? Maybe you just wanted to have sex with someone else, because you find sex fun? Maybe some other reason? It doesn’t really matter the reason, honestly. All that matters is that these NICE GUYS are a group of TREMENDOUS assholes, and the way they perceive relationships and sex work is stunted, and
a littleawfully misogynistic.TL;DR: NICE GUYS finish last because they’re fuckers.
Cameron: a winner of things.
